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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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slydigger:

*comes over to your house* *eats all your food* *leaves*

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discare:

Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.

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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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aureat:

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

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jean-shut-up:

Happy 4 Years One Direction!!!

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absolutelyirwin:

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Luke’s cheekbones are so sharp it hurts

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and Michael looks like he’s kissing a fish

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