1. raddlest:

    nerdjpg:

    do mermaids get high off of sea weed

    mermaids dont exist

    (via kingsleyyy)

  2. ghostcuddles:

    my boyfriend’s yearbook picture

    (via zackisontumblr)

  3. thiccthot:

    me when im the center of attention: *uncomfortable*
    me when im not the center of attention: *uncomfortable*

    (via iswearimnotnaked)

    ademigodgirl:

    dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

    TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

    FUCK TACO

    (Source: mykingdomforapen, via ethereallabyrinth)

  4. hplyrikz:

    I can relate to this

    (Source: carapherxelia)

  5. fairhies:

    If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

    (via a-girl-with--kaleidoscope-eyes)

  6. drinklust:

    once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

    (Source: drinklust, via a-girl-with--kaleidoscope-eyes)

  7. castielonfire:

    marina-and-the-carbon:

    heartofalifer:

    SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

    Lucifer’s waterfall is the best description of periods I have ever heard

    organic milk bags

    (via a-girl-with--kaleidoscope-eyes)

  8. heysoo:

    roselalalonde:

    thenimbus:

    R.I.P. Ato Essandoh

    uh

    image

    https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh

    JESUS

    image

    CHRIST

    image

    THIS DUDE.

    (via ethereallabyrinth)

    theagencylimited:

    Love this promotional work for Science World.

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

    • God: and so, adam and eve, it is your duty to name aaaaall of my beautiful creations, flora and fauna. my only restriction is that you do not eat from the tree of knowledge
    • God: also dont roll up the magical green leaves and smoke them
    • Adam: alright im gonna call this one a lion... this ones a monkey...
    • Serpent: hey yo adam why dont you roll a joint with me
    • Adam: i dunno man god said i shouldnt
    • Serpent: hey fuck god this shits excellent. all the other kids are doing it
    • Adam: ehhhh ok i guess
    • (later)
    • Adam: ehehehehe ok and you're the woodcock. ahahaha wood cock. and you're the great tit. hehehe great tits
    • Eve: (walks in eating cheetos) dude lets call this one the BLUE FOOTED BOOBY
    • Adam and Eve: (uproarious laughter)
    • God: cmon what the fuck guys
  9. briquetted:

    theflawless:

    why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

    We need to even out the pocket ratios between guys and girls. LET’S START A FUCKING FASHIONABLE YET SENSIBLE REVOLUTION.

    (Source: himelistic)