Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

    and still no Oscar

    (Source: mgustave, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

  1. ixnay-on-the-oddk:

    My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

  2. thefingerlesspianist:

    If you remember


    I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

    (Source: a-hound-of-tindalos, via pumpkinlukes)

  3. nnoitragilga:

    FACT halloween was created in order to train kids for the SKELETON WAR

    (via trueclit)

  4. coconut-coffee:

    my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

    (Source: goldenshawty, via trueclit)

    (Source: sorryblondie, via p0rcelaindoll)

  5. meadowkitten:

    *points to ur lap* is this seat taken

    (via collidewithwillowsky)

  6. (via kinks182)

  7. (Source: kenziekaaat)

  8. kanyewestevil:


    (Source: kanyewesticle, via trueclit)

  9. (Source: , via trueclit)

  10. (Source: moonemojii, via kinks182)

  11. tomkirk:

    my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

    (via kindofalone)

  12. "Let me wrap myself around your body
    And breathe in your love
    While I sink into your chest
    And become part of you
    Maybe then I will be something beautiful"

    I’m not beautiful but with you I can be. (via t0xic-roses)

    (via collidewithwillowsky)







    so being a pedophile is the new wave?

    Report these nasty broads, yo.

    Shit like this normalizes pedophilia. Report all of them. 

    Can you imagine how tumblr would react if it was a bunch of dudes talking about a girl 

    This is a disgusting display of paedophilia. Not to mention, the hypocrisy in it is simply outrageous. If the genders had been reversed, women would have exploded (rightly so, but they can’t get angry when it’s about a girl and laugh it off when it’s about a boy).

    - Freddie

    it’s really annoying how people are using this post as a “in your face!” to woman. why are you guys acting like this didn’t blow up within seconds after posting it? why are you guys acting like most of the people that reported these girls weren’t woman? most of the fucking notes are from woman. So tell me where you see “hypocrisy” because 99% of the people who make these kind of jokes are men and I hardly ever see an outrage about it.

    (via vampmissedith)